BABY I’M NO WEATHERMAN
BUT YOU CAN EXPECT A FEW INCHES TONIGHT.
Inappropriate humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

THE MISSIONARY POSITION
MOTHER TERESA IN THEORY AND PRACTICE
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS
FOREWORD BY THOMAS MALLON

So where were you last night?
I sure as hell wasn’t having sex with little children!
that was a close one…

Uncle Bob said it’s our little secret..
my stomach when both my uncles are in town

EVERYBODY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
DONALD THATS NOT WHAT “FUCK TRUMP” MEANS

Big Bird is confused after learning that Black Friday is not about purchasing black people at a discount.

madworld
My favorite sexual position is the JFK.
I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

just-shower-thoughts
The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.