Tone: inappropriate

Inappropriate humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Lick the Wrinkles Out

    Lick the Wrinkles Out

    WHEN WORD GETS OUT YOU CAN LICK THE WRINKLES OUT A BUTTHOLE.

  • 25 Toy Horses Stable

    25 Toy Horses Stable

    BREAKING NEWS: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable.

    KCCI NEWS 8

  • Cooking With Semen

    Cooking With Semen

    COOKING WITH SEMEN

    50 DELICIOUS RECIPES

    SHAUN BOLT

  • Gram of Coke and a Pepsi

    Gram of Coke and a Pepsi

    I’d like a Pepsi.

    We have Coke.

    OK, I’ll take a gram of that and a Pepsi.

  • Dick Guitar Pick

    Dick Guitar Pick

    DICK

  • Your Shuttle Bus Driver Is HUNG

    Your Shuttle Bus Driver Is HUNG

    Your shuttle bus driver is: HUNG

  • Deaf Kid Orgy

    Deaf Kid Orgy

    Me and the boys: *putting up random hand gang signs in class*

    The deaf kid wondering why we’re planning an orgy with the class pet:

  • Prostate Exam

    Prostate Exam

    Dr: you need to stop masturbating

    Me: for how long?

    Dr: at least until I finish your prostate exam

    Me: fair enough

  • Dad Behind Me

    Dad Behind Me

    Lost my virginity today… made me remember when i first learnt how to ride a bike. My dad was behind me the whole time

  • Grandfather Clock Skirt

    Grandfather Clock Skirt

    nene @dollcharm: this is literally the perfect skirt length

    President Biden @POTUS: my dick would be swinging out the bottom like a grandfather clock