When you’re having the best sex of your life but then Nana starts to recognize you again
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When the dump is so big you accidentally give yourself a Mellencamp
mellencamp
To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because “it hurts so good.”

r/morbidquestions u/thatcatinthecorner 14h
Could you vape semen?
If it was watered down to the approximate thickness of fluid, could you vape semen?
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DrDank7 12h
Great now you’re making vaping even more gay
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1simis 9h
It’s a double negative though so it cancels out
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What_R_YOU_Doin_Here 6h
I don’t think that’s how this works. If you are giving a bj and taking it in the ass at the same time, does that make you straight?
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WillBeamon 6h
Obviously
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[GUY]-“Stacy took my virginity last night!”
[FRIEND]-“Isn’t Stacy mentally retarded?”
[GUY]-“i wanted my first time to be special.”