PARTIAL ARTS
Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine
My son got suspended from school for asking a girl to be his valentine and chasing her with a sawed off shotgun
#BoysWillBeBoys
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Nothing Would Please Me More
Husband: I’m getting you diamonds for our anniversary
Wife: Nothing would please me more
Husband: *Gets her nothing instead*
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Stereo Type
Whenever I think of the 80’s, my first thought is of a boom box.
Well that’s just a stereo type!
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Tyrannosaurus Shirt
Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt
Because of the short arms.
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Jehovah Witness Working From Home
IF YOU GET AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT “KNOCK KNOCK”
DON’T OPEN IT
IT’S A JEHOVAH WITNESS WORKING FROM HOME
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The Shower Drain
A young wife, freshly shaved, walks out of her bathroom into the master bedroom.
She lifts her teddy, revealing nothing underneath, licks her lips, winks, and says, “Sweetie, you know what this means, don’t you.”
Her young husband replies, “Yes, damn it, I am gonna have to spend all weekend unclogging the shower drain.”
