Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
The Top 14 Adult Film Star Nicknames
14. Jack Titanic
13. Willy Wanka
12. Delores Galores
11. Randy “The Groin from Des Moines” Mann
10. Analstasia
9. Nattily Wood
8. Chuck “Big Gun” Heston
7. Rosie Buttrash
6. me me cummings
5. Gonore’ de Balsac
4. Jock Full O’Nuts
3. Monty Fuller
2. Jennifer Love T’Dewitt
1. Stiffen King
The Top 17 Safe Porn Movies (R-rated)
17. Cold Shower Mountain
16. The Abstinent-Minded Professor
15. The Silence of the Loins
14. Mickey Blue Balls
13. Boys on the Side of Caution
12. Full Metal Chastity Belt
11. Harry Potter and the Extremely Dog-Eared Issue of Swank
10. The Longest Yawn
9. Emmanuelle Goes Pennsylvania Dutch
8. Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice… Have a Lovely Game of Bridge
7. Bone Alone
6. Fakin’ 2: Battery-Operated Boogaloo
5. Debbie Does Bupkis
4. Papa’s Celibate Condition
3. White Men Can’t Hump
2. Girl on Girl, Interrupted
1. All Quiet on the Wankin’ Front
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The Top 12 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Lines
12. Wimpy — “I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hummer today.”
11. Foghorn Leghorn — “Ah say, boy, ah say, you’ve got it all wrong. Those little chickens you’ve been chasing around are roosters. What you want is a big ol’ hen, like me.”
10. Bart Simpson — “Eat my shorts, ma’am!”
9. Batman — “Wanna help to dispel those nasty rumors about me and the Boy Wonder?”
8. Speedy Gonzales — “Senorita, it’s just a nickname!”
7. Pepe LePew — “But, mon cherie — I don’t smell any worse than anyone else in France.”
6. Ross Perot — “I’m worth $4 billion.”
5. Porky Pig — “L-L-Let’s go back to my place and f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fu-f-f-fu… hump.”
4. Popeye — “I’m strong to the finish ’cause I takes Viagra!”
3. Pinocchio — “Hey, I *am* a woody!”
2. Underdog — “My heart is for you, my Polly, dear; You are pure and true, can I sniff your rear?”
1. Tweety Bird — “I wuuuv to eat putty!”
It’s funny how the hip-hop “booty” is different from the old-time pirate “booty” — yet if you have either of them, you can pretty easily get the other.
Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do
Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?
My psalms are sweaty knees weak, cross is heavy
last supper is ready it’s lord’s spaghetti
