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Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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My wife told me for her birthday, she wanted to have a threesome
My wife told me for her birthday, she wanted to have a threesome so she could experience a really big dick. Unfortunately, Simon Cowell is busy that night.
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Hotel sex can be loads of fun. Unless someone catches you and
Hotel sex can be loads of fun. Unless someone catches you and yells at you to get a room.
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I’m gonna get a realistic tattoo of a huge penis on my right
I’m gonna get a realistic tattoo of a huge penis on my right forearm. Then when I do that drunken trick where I open my zipper and stick my arm through it, people will totally freak the fuck OUT.
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I’m not saying humor turns me on. I’m just saying that my chair
I’m not saying humor turns me on. I’m just saying that my chair turns into a Slip-‘n’-Slide after reading a good HumorLabs issue.
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Although I’d totally misunderstood the term “glory hole,” after
Although I’d totally misunderstood the term “glory hole,” after I dropped to my knees and prayed with all my might, my exact wish showed up in the little hole! Truly, the lord is great!
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My girlfriend’s favorite sexual thing is reverse cowgirl. First
My girlfriend’s favorite sexual thing is reverse cowgirl. First she farts repeatedly, then she eats beans from a can by the campfire.
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I like to do it doggy-style. That’s where I growl at my husband,
I like to do it doggy-style. That’s where I growl at my husband, then lift my leg and pee on him.
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My girlfriend gives the best blowjobs EVER. It’s not the
My girlfriend gives the best blowjobs EVER. It’s not the penis-in-the-mouth part that so great, though — it’s the part where she doesn’t get mad at me for pretending that I’m Captain Kirk and she’s Mr. Spock.
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My girlfriend and I are trying to do every position in the Kama
My girlfriend and I are trying to do every position in the Kama Sutra, and had no problems with The Butterfly, The Bridge, The Plow, The Rowing Boat and The Suspended Scissors. However, we’ve been stuck for more than a week on The Chinese Sex Trap.
