THE FIRST RULE OF DEAF CLUB…
NYOU NU NOT NALK AMOUT NEF CLUB,
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Order Of: STRAPPER
One DOLLAR 00/100
10/24/12
.00
For: DA BOOTY
Ready to hit up the club.

Before the invention of the train, people had to run a wagon on your Mom.
Do Amish boyfriends rowboat the girlfriend’s titties?

We will never forget these unforgettable lines from some legendary 70’s movies
I love the smell of napalm in the morning! — Robert Duvall
You’re gonna need a bigger boat. — Roy Scheider
GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY! — Clint Eastwood
ghag gagh gaagh ghaagh gaagh gaargh — Linda Lovelace

My new standing desk has arrived, it has a cool feature bolted on underneath.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.