When you’re giving her 2 minutes of the neatest wienering she’s ever received
@pacificfintess
Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I had to put my foot down
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo…
I had to put my foot down. -
Going to the Mountain to Destroy a Ring – Brokeback Mountain / Lord of the Rings
Going to the mountain to destroy a ring
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
THE LORD OF THE RINGS
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The Egg Timer
This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. As I walked in, she turned to me and said, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought, “This is my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, I didn’t waste any time at all — I gave her a banging right on the kitchen table!
Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”
She giggled, “The egg timer’s broken.”
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The Sax
I really want to break up with my jazz musician girlfriend, but I can’t.
The sax is too good.
