Tone: Playful

Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Nothing’s More American

    Nothing’s More American

    They say nothing’s more American than grabbing a hotdog, heading to the ballpark and watching nine guys from the Dominican Republic make magic on the field.

    — Will Ferrell

  • Pot holes should be more fun

    If you break it down linguistically, pot holes should really be a lot more fun.

  • My master’s in Reverse Psychology

    You guys really shouldn’t make a big deal out of me just because I got my master’s in Reverse Psychology.

  • Johnny Uses ‘Urinate’ in a Sentence

    Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher was going through a list of words to have each student use in a sentence.

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    As she got closer to Johnny, she began to regret her decision. His word was “urinate,” and she really didn’t want to give it to him.

    The teacher asked, “Who wants the next one?”

    Little Johnny’s hand was waving in the air while no one else responded.

    Defeated, the teacher said, “Okay, Johnny, your word is ‘urinate.’”

    Little Johnny thought for a moment, then said, “My dad says you’re an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you’d be a ten.”

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  • Say No to Marijuana

    Say No to Marijuana

    Say No to Marijuana

  • Toast the bride and groom

    Two slices of bread got married.
    The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

  • The Top 15 Songs of the Summer

    15. Sunburning Down the House

    14. Humidity for the Devil

    13. Sweat, Caroline

    12. In the Air Conditioning Tonight

    11. Juice Box Hero

    10. Happiness Is a Warm Sun

    9. Burn! Burn! Burn!

    8. The Fool on the Grill

    7. Gimme Swelter

    6. Bake It Off

    5. This Is What You Shaved For

    4. Tan by Your Man

    3. Smells Like Hawaiian Tropic SPF 30

    2. Rolling in the Deet

    And the number one song of the summer…

    1. Can’t Stop the Peeling

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  • I turned a few heads

    I walked down the street dressed as a screwdriver.
    I turned a few heads.

  • How do you know it was on its way to work?

    I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She asked me, “How do you know it was on its way to work?”

  • She gave me permission

    My wife said I could be an idiot sometimes.

    I think it was pretty cool of her to give me permission.