Tone: self-deprecating

Self-deprecating humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Positive Thoughts

    They say if you have positive thoughts about something, it will happen. Well, I’ve been thinking positively about my neighbor’s 19-year-old daughter, but so far, no luck. I think maybe my wife’s negative thoughts are interfering.

  • Fish Mr Brightside

    Fish Mr Brightside

    I’m comin’ out of the lake and I’ve been doin’ just fine, gotta gotta get out because I wanna walk.

    Started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?

    I was only a fish, I was only a fish.

  • Lotion Wiener Heel

    Lotion Wiener Heel

    Bottom of my heel watching me lotion up my wiener for the 4th time today

  • Wet Tshirt Contest Hard

    Wet Tshirt Contest Hard

    Me *swallowing 4th wet t-shirt* this contest is hard

  • Carrying The Family

    Carrying The Family

    my back after carrying all the looks, talent, and humour in the family

  • Forty Five Minutes Toilet Memes

    Forty Five Minutes Toilet Memes

    When you get up after spending forty-five minutes on the toilet looking at memes

  • Late For The Couch

    Late For The Couch

    I need to get out of this bed or I’m going to be late for the couch

  • Sexual Innuendos Hard

    Sexual Innuendos Hard

    I TRY TO AVOID MAKING SEXUAL INNUENDOS

    BUT IT’S HARD

  • Spicy Butt Pancakes

    Spicy Butt Pancakes

    DEEP THOUGHT: Why is spicy the only flavor my butt can detect?

    Why can’t I eat pancakes and then 14 hours later be like OOH PANCAKES AGAIN

  • Sunbathe On The Roof

    Sunbathe On The Roof

    I’m not allowed to sunbathe on the roof anymore