“The way I see it, necrophilia is safe sex….”
Tone: suggestive
Suggestive humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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No Smoking Bad Sex
NO SMOKING
“I’ve got to give you credit. How you can squeeze that much bad sex into 2 minutes, is beyond me.”
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Why a Beer Is Better Than Women
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. A frigid beer is good.
3. A beer doesn’t care when you come home.
4. When a beer goes flat you can toss it.
5. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
6. A beer never gets a headache.
7. If you pour a beer right, you always get a good head.
8. You can share a beer with a friend.
9. You always know when you’re the first one to pop a beer.
10. A beer is always wet.
11. You can have a beer in public.
12. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
13. A beer doesn’t get pregnant.
14. A beer doesn’t have parents.
15. You can say whatever you want to a beer.
16. A beer doesn’t care if you are late.
17. And you can always have several different beers and not feel guilty.
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Turn The Car On
(Driving test)
Instructor: Turn the car on
Me: Umm ok. (rubbing interior) You like that? You filthy who-
Instructor: Ok we’re done here
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Me Too Ice Cream
Me too ice cream, me too
Made to be licked, topped, and loved
Jeni’s makes it better.
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Carry Stuff Under Nutsacks
WHAT IF GUYS CARRIED STUFF UNDER THEIR NUTSACKS
THE SAME WAY THAT GIRLS CARRY STUFF IN THEIR BOOBS
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Job Interview Today
My Girlfriend is so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck
