Suggestive Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Behind Mt Rushmore

….near as I can tell, we’re somewhere behind Mt. Rushmore

Garys Dick In Fruit

We aren’t falling for it again Gary, we know your dick is in the fruit!!!

Only Girl At The Gang Bang

WHEN YOU’RE THE ONLY GIRL AT THE GANG BANG

I Never Truly Understood

I never truly understood

until I encountered

__________.

Licking things to claim them as your own.

The clitoris.

Hard Pour Corn vs Soft Pour Corn

Hard pour corn vs. soft pour corn

Woman Asks Doctor to Change Vibrator Batteries

A woman gets her vibrator stuck inside her. She goes to the doctor to remove it and the Dr. says “it’s too far up there, I can’t reach it enough to pull it out”.

Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.

Unleash Chaos

The woman then replies “if you can’t get it out, can you at least reach it well enough to change the batteries?”

Helping Prostitutes Get Off the Streets

I’ve decided to dedicate my life to helping prostitutes get off the streets…

…for an hour or so each.

Medium and Rare

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Woman Waits for Extra Large Condom Buyer

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms.

He replies, “Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?”

She responds, “No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?”

Duct Tape Viagra

“Hope you don’t mind… I’m out of Viagra, so I used duct tape.”

Tone: suggestive