Tone: suggestive

Suggestive humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Dick In Box

    Dick In Box

    Why women hate checking their private messages…

    Who put a dick in this box?

  • Broken Condoms Couch

    Broken Condoms Couch

    Him: Why are broken condoms on the couch?

    Her: Would you PLEASE start using our children’s real names?

  • Turkey Sandwich Chill

    Turkey Sandwich Chill

    This turkey sandwich better chill tf out

  • Grilling Steak Mom

    Grilling Steak Mom

    YOU SEE SON, GRILLING A GOOD STEAK IS A LOT LIKE YOUR MOM

    ONCE IT STARTS BLEEDING, IT’S TIME TO FLIP HER OVER TO THE BROWN SIDE.

  • Subway 6 Inches

    Subway 6 Inches

    Never date a chick that works at subway

    She knows what 6 inches really looks like

  • Studying Prostate Exam

    Studying Prostate Exam

    Me studying for my prostate exam

  • He Already Has A Warrant

    He Already Has A Warrant

    OH LOOK… HE ALREADY HAS A WARRANT

  • Sperm Bank Towel

    Sperm Bank Towel

    The moment you realize a sperm bank pays a shot……

    …and you have a towel worth $1800 at home

  • Monster In Bed Not Specific

    Monster In Bed Not Specific

    When you said you were a monster in bed, but didn’t get specific

  • Likes It Rough

    Likes It Rough

    When she says she likes it rough but starts crying when you kick her in the head