During long-ago times when pirates raided the high seas, I’d imagine only the kinkiest and most masochistic of prostitutes would be known as “hookers.”
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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If we don’t carefully conserve our valuable cheap joke reserves, soon we’ll find they’ve
If we don’t carefully conserve our valuable cheap joke reserves, soon we’ll find they’ve gone the way of the dildo.
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I think time is crucial to anything.
I think time is crucial to anything. For example, if you lock an infinite number of monkeys in a room with those typewriters, but you limit the amount of time they have to write, the best you’ll get out of them is the pilot to “The Dukes of Hazzard.”
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Great!
Great! After weathering the screening process required to join the polygamist sect, the elders decide to stick me with *one* wife who happens to have multiple personality disorder.
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Some people think I’m paranoid, but you never know when a rearview mirror on your
Some people think I’m paranoid, but you never know when a rearview mirror on your stationary bike will come in handy.
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I’ll bet the best thing about having your hand cut off is when you’re arguing with
I’ll bet the best thing about having your hand cut off is when you’re arguing with somebody and you say, “Talk to the hook.”
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I saw a quote that said: “Don’t say you don’t have time.
I saw a quote that said: “Don’t say you don’t have time. You have as much time as Albert Einstein or Thomas Edison did.” Yeah, but they were smarter than I am.
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With pilot-buying season coming up, I’m hoping CBS will greenlight “CSI: Boise,” because
With pilot-buying season coming up, I’m hoping CBS will greenlight “CSI: Boise,” because I relish the idea of seeing someone hacked to death over a stolen lawn gnome.
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I think there is nothing sadder than a crying clown — unless the clown is crying
I think there is nothing sadder than a crying clown — unless the clown is crying because he got hit in the crotch with a football, which would be hilarious.
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Visiting a bordello builds character and toughness.
Visiting a bordello builds character and toughness. I say this thinking of the advice my friend gave me: “If you fall off a whore, get right back on.” Oh, and quickly too, or you’ll have to pay again.
