There goes my baby… walkin’ on down the line. Of course, had Sam Cooke understood that in Euclidean geometry, a line is an infinite succession of points and that he would likely never see his baby again, he might have reconsidered his lyrics. Another forceful case for erasing math illiteracy in the USA.
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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A wise saying in a trying moment is like bread during a famine: Better keep it to
A wise saying in a trying moment is like bread during a famine: Better keep it to yourself, or people will tear you apart.
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If “freedom” is just another word for “nothin’ left to lose,” I wonder if Kris
If “freedom” is just another word for “nothin’ left to lose,” I wonder if Kris Kristofferson can find a cooler word for my situation, too, because “kleptomania” is just so clumsy.
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I wonder if the illegal aliens living in the US find all these “Earth Day” celebrations
I wonder if the illegal aliens living in the US find all these “Earth Day” celebrations to be exclusionary and somewhat insensitive to beings from their own home planets.
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It’s great that the letters in Jim Morrison’s name can be rearranged into a cool
It’s great that the letters in Jim Morrison’s name can be rearranged into a cool nickname: “Mr. Mojo Risin’.” My friend Bart Enos is stuck with “Bear Snot.”
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Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle is very well named.
Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle is very well named. Despite my physics professors having explained it to me dozens of times, I’m still not sure what it’s all about.
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The U.S.
The U.S. Treasury has redesigned the $20 bill twice, yet never bothered with the $1 bill because its denomination is considered not worth counterfeiting. Personally, I think they’re overlooking the crucial strip-club factor.
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I wonder why Mexico makes such a big deal about Cinco de Mayo.
I wonder why Mexico makes such a big deal about Cinco de Mayo. I mean, who *hasn’t* defeated the French?
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When my sister takes her kid to the mall, she puts him on one of those kiddie leashes so
When my sister takes her kid to the mall, she puts him on one of those kiddie leashes so he doesn’t get lost. How creepy is that? Personally, I think he’d be much safer and happier if she left him at home in his crate.
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I wonder if the clothing and shoe factories of Southeast Asia ever have “Take Your
I wonder if the clothing and shoe factories of Southeast Asia ever have “Take Your Parents to Work Day.”
