You’d think politicians would have a little more respect. I continually pass up a lot of great felony opportunities in my life so I can vote.
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The true test of inner strength is finding both stalls occupied.
The true test of inner strength is finding both stalls occupied.
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After passing walking down yet another aisle stocked with nothing but organic donuts and
After passing walking down yet another aisle stocked with nothing but organic donuts and bagels, I realized why I enjoy shopping at Hole Foods.
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It’s all moping around and looking under furniture until someone finds a lost eye.
It’s all moping around and looking under furniture until someone finds a lost eye.
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I like Katy Perry.
I like Katy Perry. I’m probably not going to buy her album, but if she did a commercial for the Shake-Weight, I’d watch it.
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I love asterisks, capital letters, added emphasis and sexual innuendo, but not in *THAT*
I love asterisks, capital letters, added emphasis and sexual innuendo, but not in *THAT* way.
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Einstein said: In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
Einstein said: In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. But good luck finding the “middle” of anything in 4-dimensional curved space-time.
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I may have to reverse the polarity on my car.
I may have to reverse the polarity on my car. It’s supposed to be a total chick magnet, but so far it only seems to repel them.
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Apparently there’s this website, WheresGeorge.com, that will enable you enter a serial
Apparently there’s this website, WheresGeorge.com, that will enable you enter a serial number to track where your dollar bills have been. That’s gotta be a lot more accurate than my tasting method.
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They say you catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
They say you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. I say: Don’t knock bullshit.
