Topic: animals

Animal jokes, pet memes, wildlife weirdness, and creature-based chaos for anyone who suspects nature has been trolling us this whole time.

  • Mr Foley Halloween Candy

    Mr Foley Halloween Candy

    Once again Mr. Foley figures that he saves nearly twenty dollars per year on Halloween candy.

  • Fuckface

    Fuckface

    I named him after my ex-boyfriend…

    FUCKFACE!

  • Sofishticated

    What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

    Sofishticated.

  • Safety in Numb Bears

    Most zoo dentists refuse to treat a grizzly without strong anesthesia first.

    Because there’s safety in numb bears.

  • Dear God Most Likely Yes

    Dear God Most Likely Yes

    OFFICER: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers

    DETECTIVE: dear god

    OFFICER: most likely yes

  • Hello Little Butthole

    Hello Little Butthole

    The last thing you ate is what you have to name him

    Hello little butthole

  • Shark Stepping On Lego

    Shark Stepping On Lego

    Rare photo of a shark stepping on a Lego.

  • Judge’s Taste in Justice Gets Feathered

    The man stood before the judge, accused of killing an endangered whooping crane.

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    The man argued that he thought it was a common Sandhill crane — not endangered — and convinced the judge. The judge dismissed the case. As the man was leaving the courtroom the judge, being an avid bird hunter himself, asked what the whooping crane tasted like.

    “It tastes like Bald Eagle”, said the man.

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  • A Field Guide to Unicorns

    A Field Guide to Unicorns

    A taxonomic classification of unicorns in the wild: the standard model, the heavy assault variant, and the high-speed submersible edition.

  • Boop Boop Uber Here

    Boop Boop Uber Here

    boop boop uber here

    wtf, greg