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Topic: animals
Animal jokes, pet memes, wildlife weirdness, and creature-based chaos for anyone who suspects nature has been trolling us this whole time.
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The First French Fry
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FIRST FRENCH FRY WASN'T COOKED IN FRANCE?
WHERE WAS IT COOKED, THEN?
IN GREECE
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A Bear Walks Into a Bar
Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “One whiskey and …………… one coke.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.
“I don’t know, I was born with them,” says the bear.
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Why Is There a Coyote on the Bus?
why is there a coyote on the bus?
probably because they can’t fucking
drive karen -
A Fun and Exciting Cereal
marketing: lets create a fun and
exciting cereal
executive: okay, go on
marketing: it’ll have cool colors and
fruity flavors
executive: omg yes
marketing: and rabbits can fuck right
off if they think they can have some -
Starfish Have Mouths in the Middle of Their Bodies
Starfish have mouths in
the middle of their bodies
Yeah so
what
Mermaids use
them as bras -
When Someone Drinks Constantly
When someone
drinks constantly
they’re…
Addicted.
When someone
does drugs all the
time they’re…
Addicted.
What hit you in the
face last night??
Addicted.
