Somebody just threw a jar of mayonnaise at me.
I was like: “What the Hellman!”
Topic: daily life
Daily life jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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Reading Cereal Boxes
When I was a kid, there were no phones or tablets. We read cereal boxes at breakfast
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My Dad’s Advice
My dad told me once, Son, stay out of strip clubs or you might see something you shouldn't. So of course, I went, and he was right.
I saw my dad.
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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New Jersey Quarantined
BREAKING NEWS
NEW JERSEY QUARANTINED
NOT BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS. JUST BECAUSE IT SUCKS.
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A Bear Walks Into a Bar
Bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “One whiskey and …………… one coke.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.
“I don’t know, I was born with them,” says the bear.
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At the Twin Towers
When you are minding your own business in your office at the twin towers and your phone suddenly connects to the airplane wi-fi:
