I don’t know who needs to hear this but, Quarantine Rules are Airport Rules, have a drink at 9am if you want to.
Topic: daily life
Daily life jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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Trump and Pence Discuss Immigration
Trump: The less immigrants we let in, the better.
Pence: The fewer.
Trump: Shhh, don't call me that in public yet.
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When Your Crush Borrows Your Ruler
When your crush borrows your ruler in class and she asks why there's a mark on it at 3 inches
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Sneaking Into Your Girlfriend’s Room
When you try to sneak into your girlfriend's room at night but you accidentally go in her brothers room so you fuck him instead
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
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An Anonymous Post
> been chatting with cute 14 year old girl
> really flirty and sexy
> now she tells me she’s an undercover cop
> how fucking cool is that for someone her age
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21 Savage’s Unreleased Albums
21 Savage says he's sitting on two albums of unreleased music
Imma be honest that looks like a chair
