Turning Point USA was founded in 2012 by Charlie Kirk and Bill Montgomery.
Two of their major policy pushes were a more prominent gun culture and zero COVID restrictions.
Bill Montgomery died to the COVID virus.
Charlie Kirk died to gun violence.
Death jokes, funeral humor, grim memes, and mortality-themed laughs for anyone coping with existence through deeply inappropriate timing.

Turning Point USA was founded in 2012 by Charlie Kirk and Bill Montgomery.
Two of their major policy pushes were a more prominent gun culture and zero COVID restrictions.
Bill Montgomery died to the COVID virus.
Charlie Kirk died to gun violence.
A man sits by his wife’s bed in the oncology ward. She has Stage IV throat cancer, and the prognosis is dark. She’s scheduled for a radical, life-saving surgery the next morning, but the doctors have been blunt: they have to remove a significant portion of her throat and vocal cords. She will never speak, swallow, or use her throat the same way again.
A man got fired from his job for having sex during work hours. When his boss asked why he did it, the man replied, “I don’t know man, she was just lying there naked. I kinda got the hint so we fucked.”
He was never hired at another morgue again.

“Having too much sex can cause memory loss.” I read it on page 37 in a medical journal in November 2006 at 4:19pm.

When the dump is so big you accidentally give yourself a Mellencamp
mellencamp
To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because “it hurts so good.”
A guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I can’t get that song ‘She’s a Lady’ out of my head. It keeps repeating and repeating, and it just won’t go away.”
The doctor says, “Hmmm… sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome.”
The guy says, “I’ve never heard of that. Is it rare?”
And the doctor says, “It’s not unusual.”