What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?
Trans fat.
Topic: death
Death jokes, funeral humor, grim memes, and mortality-themed laughs for anyone coping with existence through deeply inappropriate timing.
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Good News and Bad News
Hey. Good news and bad news.
The good news is that diet and exercise can cure erectile dysfunction.
The bad news is that it isn’t easy talking your wife into dieting and exercising.
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Masturbating Twice a Week Increases Life Expectancy by 20%
Masturbating twice a week increases life expectancy by 20%
Me in 3263:
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Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets
Local Man Paralysed After Eating 413 Chicken Nuggets
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Not Even a Global Pandemic Wants You
When you haven’t caught COVID and you realize not even a global pandemic wants you.
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Sound Advice
My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
“It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.
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Should Have Used a Diamond™
SHOULD HAVE USED A DIAMOND™
The new DIAMOND DM1855-E hydraulic nail gun. Now with extended seven year warranty.
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