I’d gladly serve Gaia to celebrate Earth Day, but I’m unsure of what wine to pair with her.
Topic: food
Food jokes, snack memes, kitchen crimes, restaurant disasters, and edible nonsense for people who laugh first and check expiration dates later.
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My brother has an allergy to certain wheat products, but he still tries to eat them
My brother has an allergy to certain wheat products, but he still tries to eat them whenever he can. I think he’s just a gluten for punishment.
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I tell people that the reason I’m packing away so much food is that I’m eating for two.
I tell people that the reason I’m packing away so much food is that I’m eating for two. I’m not pregnant or anything, but I do have this “Buy 1 Entree, Get 1 Free” coupon.
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Inside me there is a thin, blonde, glamourous woman.
Inside me there is a thin, blonde, glamourous woman. But that’s just because I lost a bet at sorority party and had to eat a Barbie doll.
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I should have read the label more carefully; it turns out when you buy “low fat” food
I should have read the label more carefully; it turns out when you buy “low fat” food products, all they do is move your cellulite to your ankles.
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My favorite part of tailgating isn’t the booze or the food — it’s how easy it is to tip
My favorite part of tailgating isn’t the booze or the food — it’s how easy it is to tip over drunk people as they urinate in public.
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So I finally get up the courage to join Weight Watchers, and then those sick bastards
So I finally get up the courage to join Weight Watchers, and then those sick bastards keep sending me food!
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It just makes sense: If you’re ever in plane crash in the Andes, eat the vegetarians
It just makes sense: If you’re ever in plane crash in the Andes, eat the vegetarians first.
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I asked the waitress, “Which came first: the chicken salad or the egg salad?”
I asked the waitress, “Which came first: the chicken salad or the egg salad?” At which point she gave me a look suggesting, either way, it will be served with a side order of her saliva.
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Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach him to fish instead of hooking him with the first of 14 volumes of your DVD series “How to Catch Fi$h and Make Millions!!” and you just gave away a nice revenue stream, Dinkwad.
