I’ll bet that when a cannibal is done eating he asks his friends, “Do I have anyone in my teeth?”
Topic: food
Food jokes, snack memes, kitchen crimes, restaurant disasters, and edible nonsense for people who laugh first and check expiration dates later.
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I’ll bet nothing pisses off Antarctic substation scientists more than when food rations
I’ll bet nothing pisses off Antarctic substation scientists more than when food rations arrive bearing instructions to “thaw at room temperature.”
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I heard a joke that someone dreamed they were eating a cloud and woke up missing a pillow.
I heard a joke that someone dreamed they were eating a cloud and woke up missing a pillow. At least I hope it was a joke cause I’m having a hard time locating the cat and last night I dreamed I was eating Chinese food.
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I went to a hypnotist to unlock some hidden trauma from my childhood.
I went to a hypnotist to unlock some hidden trauma from my childhood. Apparently during the first several years of my life, I thought I was a chicken.
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In the tradition of Radio Shack, Pizza Hut, and Pottery Barn, I’m launching my new
In the tradition of Radio Shack, Pizza Hut, and Pottery Barn, I’m launching my new pharmacy chain: Drug Attic.
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Food is great.
Food is great. Shove it one of the holes on the front of your gob. If it isn’t great, just try another hole. You’ll know when you hit it.
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Elvis Costello’s Blood & Chocolate
I never had an appreciation for why Elvis Costello would title an album “Blood & Chocolate” until things got out of hand eating that Nestlé 100 Grand bar.
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Drinking Water Intensely
u ever drink water rlly intensely n it's dripping down ur chin n shit but ur lettin it and in that moment u really and truly are a dirty slut for water
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A Microwave Dinner
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I'm just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you're desperate.
