French Fries
Greek Salad
Request: Can you guys peel the cucumbers, please? If not, no big deal, but my girlfriend acts like a fucking bitch about unpeeled cucumbers like it’s my fault.
XL 18″ Cheese Pizza
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French Fries
Greek Salad
Request: Can you guys peel the cucumbers, please? If not, no big deal, but my girlfriend acts like a fucking bitch about unpeeled cucumbers like it’s my fault.
XL 18″ Cheese Pizza

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