What a bargain this invisible fencing is. It even came with an invisible dog!
Topic: humor
Humor jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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I’m in a group that does Cold War reenactments.
I’m in a group that does Cold War reenactments. It’s pretty easy — all you have to do is sit around and look worried about the USSR.
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For me, the best part of waking up is knowing I can afford to go to Starbucks and not
For me, the best part of waking up is knowing I can afford to go to Starbucks and not have to drink that Folgers crap.
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Prediction for 2010: The states of New York and New Jersey will merge and be called New
Prediction for 2010: The states of New York and New Jersey will merge and be called New Jerk.
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I wish they’d taught abstinence back when I was in school.
I wish they’d taught abstinence back when I was in school. I was so good at not getting laid back then, I would have screwed up the grading curve for the rest of the class.
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I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man with only one leg at an ass-kicking
I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man with only one leg at an ass-kicking contest.
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It’s not a loophole — it’s a policy flexibility assurance aperture.
It’s not a loophole — it’s a policy flexibility assurance aperture.
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When I went to leave my house today, there were so many birds outside that it was really
When I went to leave my house today, there were so many birds outside that it was really scary, like an Alfred Hitchcock movie. I can’t think of which one, though.
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I think it would be cool if they came out with an “Extreme Wonderbra,” where guys would
I think it would be cool if they came out with an “Extreme Wonderbra,” where guys would never know beforehand what was behind it — like a wolverine or a pizza.
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When I was a little kid we had a hamster.
When I was a little kid we had a hamster. One day the hamster ate its newborn babies. That was pretty gross, so we decided to just go ahead and get rid of it. We took it down the road and left it to fend for itself. It was a great lesson for a kid to learn, because I knew what to do 12 years later when the exact same thing happened with my sister.
