john @mrjohndarby
me: my fish is very dry
waiter: yes, we had to take him out of the water
me: smart
Language jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.

john @mrjohndarby
me: my fish is very dry
waiter: yes, we had to take him out of the water
me: smart

There’s actually a breed of black chickens that hatch black eggs!
Search up “black cocks” urself if u dont believe me

Jerk-N-Go CARRY OUT
www.JBX-N-GO.com
JERK CHICKEN
708-799-5969
Oh… This is a chicken place? Sorry.

Family names used to be based on the family occupation
Guy whose last name is Dickinson:
Hmm

moderator: your word is ‘seaward’
spelling bee contestant: C-U-N…
moderator: please no jesus stop
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.