Language Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Your Word Is Seaward – C-U-N… Please No Jesus Stop

moderator: your word is ‘seaward’

spelling bee contestant: C-U-N…

moderator: please no jesus stop

When the G falls of the grapeyard sign

It’s showtime…

A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

IGLOO

NIGLOO

There was a knock at the door earlier. When I answered it, there was a little man standing on the step.

I said, “You’re not very tall, are you?”

“I’m 3′3″,” he said.

When I asked him what he wanted, he said, “I’m the meter man.”

When a deaf person wins an auction

i’ve won…… but at what cost?

Nobody likes Reverse Centaur.

If you break it down linguistically, pot holes should really be a lot more fun.

A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.

The bartender says, “Interesting pet. What’s his name?”

“Tiny,” the guy says.

“Why Tiny?” the bartender asks.

“Because he’s my newt.”