Language Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

The Meter Man

There was a knock at the door earlier. When I answered it, there was a little man standing on the step.

I said, “You’re not very tall, are you?”

“I’m 3′3″,” he said.

When I asked him what he wanted, he said, “I’m the meter man.”

When a Deaf Person Wins an Auction

When a deaf person wins an auction

i’ve won…… but at what cost?

Pot holes should be more fun

If you break it down linguistically, pot holes should really be a lot more fun.

Because He’s My Newt

A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.

The bartender says, “Interesting pet. What’s his name?”

“Tiny,” the guy says.

“Why Tiny?” the bartender asks.

“Because he’s my newt.”

Instead of calling a conclusion that does not follow from the underlying logic a non sequitur, which is Latin for “it does not follow,” I think naming it for the Latin phrase for “cheese in the nose” would have made less, and thus more, sense.

The thesaurus throat

I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.

I’ve got the thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

Topic: language