Language Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Riveting

So, what do you do for work?

I drill holes in sheets of metal.

Then I use metal pins to connect said sheets of metal.

Riveting…

i’m not sick

i’m just a little hoarse

SO MUCH PUN.COM

I don’t know how to say this to you…

Just say it

Worcestershire

A PUN HAS NOT COMPLETELY MATURED UNTIL IT IS FULL GROAN

BEHOLD THE FIELD IN WHICH I GROW MY FUCKS LOOK THOU VPON IT AND THOU SHALT SEE THAT IT IS BARREN.

I need to know something: Is it “Yeehaw” or “Heeyaw”? I’m riding in my first rodeo and don’t want to sound like a total idiot.

The Top 16 Euphemisms for Masturbation

16. Lap-based web browsing

15. Gettin’ some air nookie

14. Wrangling the invertebrate serpent

13. Tango Con Mano

12. Jostling your Elder

11. Ruminating & Pondering

10. Shaking your fist at the ex-girlfriend

9. Releasing the hostages

8. Tickling your Elmo

7. Fixing the Hubble

6. Putting the seminal luge team through their paces

5. Carnal Tunnel Syndrome

4. Beda-testing the hardware

3. Downloading from your own website

2. Evicting the testicular squatters

1. Manually Increasing the Surface Temperature of the Ship’s Primary Cannon by Repeated Linear Manipulation

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I have always wanted to own a pure bread horse

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