OH MY! YOU HAVEN’T TOUCHED AND CARESSED ME LIKE THAT IN YEARS! WHY DID YOU STOP?
I FOUND THE TV REMOTE…
Topic: relationships
Relationship jokes, dating disasters, marriage chaos, red flags, and emotionally questionable laughs for people who have loved, lost, and texted anyway.
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Watching the Lion King – Better Get the Tissues Ready
[watching the Lion King]
ME: I’ve never seen this before.
WIFE: Oh dear, better get the tissues ready.
ME: I hardly think I’m going to jack off to a bunch of lions Karen.
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ALDI Customer Care – Fact Hunt
ALDI CUSTOMER CARE
Thanks to Pete from Featherstone for the lovely Pic of his wife, but the Competition was called “Fact Hunt”
#awkward
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When You’re Giving Her the Full 4 Inches
When you’re giving her the full 4 inches
IF SHE DIES SHE DIES
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When You Blow Black Pepper in Her Face Mid-Ride
When you blow a handful of black pepper in her face mid-ride to make her sneeze so the pussy tightens
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When You Just Got Done Clapping Some Single Mom Cheeks
When you just got done clapping some single mom cheeks and need to hydrate for the next round
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You Seen My Cat Lately Ling?
Him: You seen my cat lately Ling?
Her: Nope, you seen your dad lately Jamal?
