r/Jokes u/vyrago
my wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
Topic: relationships
Relationship jokes, dating disasters, marriage chaos, red flags, and emotionally questionable laughs for people who have loved, lost, and texted anyway.
-
When She Ain’t Got No Hair to Pull So You Gotta Improvise
When she ain’t got no hair to pull so you gotta improvise
-
When You Give Her the First Inch – We’re Halfway There
When you give her the first inch
Woah, we’re halfway there
-
Call a Girl Beautiful 1000 Times She Won’t Notice, Call Her Fat Once She’ll Never Forget
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget.
Because elephants never fucking forget.
-
When U Finally Find a GF but U Forget U Don’t Have to Blow Her Up
When u finally find a gf but u forget u dont have to blow her up.
-
Make Up Sex
They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.
-
I Proposed to Sarah and She Said Yes – Send Me a Picture of Her Ring
I proposed to Sarah and she said yes!
OMG! congratulations! send me a picture of her Ring please!
