I love asterisks, capital letters, added emphasis and sexual innuendo, but not in *THAT* way.
Topic: sex
Dark sex jokes, adult memes, awkward hookups, bedroom disasters, and the kind of punchlines that should probably clear their browser history afterward.
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My girlfriend and I had a really nasty fight, but afterward we had amazing makeup sex:
My girlfriend and I had a really nasty fight, but afterward we had amazing makeup sex: She hooked up with her ex while I hired a prostitute.
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I cried because I had no foreskin, until I met a man who had no penis.
I cried because I had no foreskin, until I met a man who had no penis. On second thought, maybe that was a lady.
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Talk about dedication to one’s craft: The Mayor of Toronto is a foul-mouthed, drunken
Talk about dedication to one’s craft: The Mayor of Toronto is a foul-mouthed, drunken crack smoker accused of sexual harassment — yet Justin Bieber STILL manages to be the most hated Canadian ever.
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I figured nothing says “Thank you” like a few nude photos.
I figured nothing says “Thank you” like a few nude photos. Apparently, though, the priest who married us would have preferred a simple card.
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Which Woman in the Bible Are You?
I took the “Which woman in the Bible are you?” quiz. My result: “Some whore.”
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Paying for a Lap Dance
I wouldn’t have paid that much for a lap dance if I’d known she was going to do the Chicken Dance.
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I’d Rather Watch a Video of My Conception
I think I’d rather watch a video of my conception than watch another debate.
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Those Viagra Commercials Don’t Warn You
Those Viagra commercials don’t warn you about the embarrassing effects the drug has on vestigial tails.
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People Magazine and the Sexiest Man
Hey, People Magazine! Unless you’re worried about angry letters from necrophiliacs, you can just say “Sexiest Man.”
