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annabellehector: luck be in the air tonight
tinylesbianarms: well I definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong.

I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open
She said “it’s my husband! Quick, try the backdoor!”
Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don’t get offers like that every day.

There’s actually a breed of black chickens that hatch black eggs!
Search up “black cocks” urself if u dont believe me

NuDen – what’s your fantasy?
ONLY STRIPPER IN THE WORLD WITH 3 BOOBS
JUNE 13-16 AMAZING
Plan your summer accordingly.

When she ain’t got no hair to pull so you gotta improvise

They think that women YouTubers can’t go to heaven because men masturbate over them. This is crazy.
Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven.