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Dark sex jokes, adult memes, awkward hookups, bedroom disasters, and the kind of punchlines that should probably clear their browser history afterward.
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Does Your Mom Count? – Heavy Machinery Interview
interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery?
guy: does your mom count?
interviewer: lmao fuck you’re hired
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She Used Vaseline to Give Me a Handjob
SHE USED VASELINE TO GIVE ME A HANDJOB
I CAME 3 TIMES IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO WASH THE SHIT OFF
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A Finger in Her Ass Will Eliminate the Gag Reflex
A finger in her ass will eliminate the gag reflex
This is science … you can’t debate it … just try it …
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Make Up Sex
They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.
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