madworld
My favorite sexual position is the JFK.
I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Topic: sex
Dark sex jokes, adult memes, awkward hookups, bedroom disasters, and the kind of punchlines that should probably clear their browser history afterward.
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No Wonder People Are Afraid of Clowns
just-shower-thoughts
The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.
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Vampire Came By for a Little Sucky Sucky
Omar Ibrahim 12 hrs ·
Me: well look who came by for a little sucky sucky
Vampire: don’t say it like that
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Government Can See You Through Your Webcam
worm on a string @sunsetdrive_
“the government can see you thru ur webcam” whatre they gonna do? watch me jack off and cry? woah im so scared.
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Prostate Exam My Name Is Steve
DURING THIS PROSTATE EXAM, PLEASE TRY NOT TO GET AN ERECTION, DAVE
MY NAME IS STEVE
YEAH I KNOW…
MY NAME IS DAVE
SLIPSHOD SQUIGGLES
