What’s the term for getting a handjob from a single mom?
A MILF shake.
Topic: sexual innuendo
Sexual innuendo jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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Oral Sex Makes Your Day
Q: What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Stuck Up Cunts
What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing.
They’re stuck up cunts.
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Makes Your Day
Q: What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Glass Houses
Remember: People who live in glass houses can see you masturbating in their bushes.
