If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN…
They will get very angry.
Topic: work
Work jokes, office memes, job interview disasters, coworker chaos, and professional suffering with just enough sarcasm to survive another meeting.
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Farmers are not only good at their job
Farmers are not only good at their job, but they are also outstanding in their fields.
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Shingles Delivery
Kevin walked into a doctor’s office, and the receptionist asked, “What do you have?”
“Shingles,” Kevin replied.
She took down his name, address, insurance information, and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later, a nurse’s aide came out and asked, “What do you have?”
“Shingles.”
She recorded his height, weight, and medical history, then told him to wait in the examining room.
Half an hour later, a nurse came in and asked, “What do you have?”
“Shingles.”
She took his blood pressure, drew some blood, performed an EKG, and told him to undress and wait for the doctor.
An hour later, the doctor came in, saw Kevin sitting there in the nude, and asked, “What do you have?”
“Shingles.”
The doctor looked confused. “Where?”
Kevin pointed outside and said, “On the truck. Where do you want me to unload ’em?”
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Sexual Consultant
A redneck tells his buddy, “Hey, I just got a promotion! I’m the boss’s sexual consultant.”
His buddy says, “Sexual consultant? How did you get that job?”
And the redneck says, “I told the boss he should fire Jones in accounting. And the boss said, ‘When I want your fucking advice, I’ll ask for it.’”
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I signed up for my company’s 401K…but I’m not sure that I can run that far.
I signed up for my company’s 401K…but I’m not sure that I can run that far.
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Leaving Early
Three women all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the ladies decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never came back to work, or called to check in, so how would she possibly know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to get home early… she did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and had an early dinner with her husband.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the gym before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss!
Gently, she closed the door and crept out of the house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
“No way!” the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday!”
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Still Assembling His Cabinet
Did you hear that the CEO of Ikea was just elected president of Sweden?
He is still assembling his cabinet.
