hawk @hawktherapper
if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points
Delivery Style: deadpan
Deadpan joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I Don’t Think Giving Him a Gun Is the Right Choice Creatively – Paddington 3
Al Kennedy @housetoastonish
I love these movies but I don’t think giving him a gun is the right choice, creatively
IGN @IGN · 07 Jul 21
Paddington 3 will begin shooting in 2022.
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Donated 30 Inches of Hair for Wigs – Now Some Poor Kid Has to Be a Ginger on Top of Having Cancer
She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer.
matthugan 11h
Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.
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Shark vs Me in a Triathlon – It Would All Come Down to Who Is the Better Cyclist
Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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It’s Called Chloroform – Aromatherapy Without All the Struggling
It’s called chloroform… you’ll love it. It’s like aromatherapy but without all the struggling.
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Time for a Reality Check – Would Not Recommend
paul bassett davies @thewritertype
Ok, it’s time for a reality check.
*checks reality*
Holy shit. Would not recommend.
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Samantha 25 – I Like It Rough
Done
Samantha, 25
5 miles away Active 1 day ago
About Samantha
I like it rough.
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Hotel Room 332 – I Assume the Porn Is Disabled? No It’s Only Regular Porn You Sick Fuck
hotel: room 332, enjoy ur stay
dad: i assume the porn is disabled?
hotel: no it’s only regular porn you sick fuck
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I Just Found Out That Cock Fighting Is Done With Chickens – 2 Years of Training I’ll Never Get Back
John @JFD1960
I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens. That’s 2 years of training I’ll never get back
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Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time – Keep Back or You May Get Sucked Off
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off
