Dialogue joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
A Boeing 777 encounters heavy turbulence. The captain tells the passengers the worst is behind them, but forgets to switch off the intercom.
He turns to his co-pilot and says, “Phew, that was exhausting. I could use a hot coffee and a blowjob right now.”
As the head stewardess rushes toward the cockpit, a passenger calls after her, “Don’t forget the coffee!”
A man finds a gorilla in a tree and calls a gorilla removal service. The service guy arrives with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and handcuffs.
He explains that he will poke the gorilla until it falls. The Chihuahua will bite the gorilla’s testicles, allowing the man to handcuff it.
The man asks what the shotgun is for.
The service guy replies, “If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua.”
A boy holding duct tape walks by an old man on a bench. He says he is going to catch ducks, and later returns with ducks wrapped in duct tape.
The next day, he returns with chickens wrapped in chicken wire.
The day after, he has a plant in a pot. He says, “It’s a pussy willow.”
The old man says, “Wait right there. Imma get my hat. I’m coming with you.”
A public health official visits a hospital. On the tour, they see a man furiously masturbating while a nurse checks his vitals.
The doctor explains that the man has a rare disorder where his heart will explode if he stops masturbating.
In the next room, a nurse is enthusiastically sucking another patient’s dick.
The doctor says, “Same disorder, but his health insurance is significantly better.”
A son walks in on his parents having sex. His mother explains that she gets on top of Daddy to flatten his big stomach.
The boy says, “You’re wasting your time.”
When she asks why, he says, “When you go to the supermarket, the woman next door comes over and blows him back up.”
A young native boy goes to a whorehouse for his first experience but is turned away for being underage and then for having no money.
After earning money, he returns. The madam says he needs practice first, so he practices using holes in trees.
Later, the madam hears a girl crying out and finds the boy standing behind her, kicking her.
She asks what he is doing.
He replies, “Checking for squirrels.”
A wife goes on vacation and asks her husband how her cat is doing.
The husband says, “The cat’s dead.”
She tells him he should have broken the news gently by saying the cat was on the roof and they couldn’t get her down.
Then she asks how her mother is doing.
The husband says, “Your mother’s on the roof and we can’t get her down.”
Three cowboys sat around a campfire, exchanging tall tales about how tough they were. The first had strangled a snake, and the second had killed a bear.
The two cowboys looked to the third and asked if he thought he was tougher than them.
The third cowboy said nothing and just continued to sit there, stirring the fire with his dick.
