eBay is so useless.
I tried looking up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Delivery Style: One-liner
One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The Speed Limit of Sex
What is the speed limit of sex?
68 — because at 69 you have to turn around.
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Chinese Amputee
What do you call a Chinese amputee?
Tai Wan Shu.
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Mike Tyson’s Religion
How can you tell Mike Tyson does not like religion?
Because he punches everyone on their faith.
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Mirror Mirror
I want to have sex with someone who’s as attractive as I am.
That’s why I always masturbate in front of a mirror.
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The Times are rough
I’ve run out of toilet paper, so I’ve started using old newspaper…
The Times are rough. -
Ancient grease
An archaeologist found a 2,000-year-old oil stain.
Ancient grease.
