I used to think I had a Japanese friend.
But it was just my imagine Asian.
Delivery Style: One-liner
One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Open Mike Night
I’m hosting an autopsy club meeting tonight!
It’s “Open Mike Night”!
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Same Middle Name
What do Winnie the Pooh, Alexander the Great, and Andre the Giant all have in common?
Same middle name.
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Refuse to Work Sundaes
I quit my job at the ice cream factory.
I refuse to work sundaes.
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Soft Tissue Damage
I just had a stack of toilet paper rolls fall on me in the supermarket.
It’s OK, though. Just some soft tissue damage.
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Mucho
I try to say ‘mucho’ when I am around my Hispanic friends.
It means a lot to them.
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Just my luck, I picked up the *karma* sutra book instead of the
Just my luck, I picked up the *karma* sutra book instead of the *kama* sutra. I guess what cums around goes around.
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I taught my testicles to sing the blues. It kinda makes sense,
I taught my testicles to sing the blues. It kinda makes sense, as that’s the color they are most of the time.
