I ve been trying to hire an au pair for about six months now, but so far I haven’t been able to find one willing to work for me. They all suspicious and question your motives when they find out you don’t have any children.
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If you’re evil, but you’re working hard to change, I’ll bet a major milestone is when
If you’re evil, but you’re working hard to change, I’ll bet a major milestone is when people start referring to it as your house instead of your lair.
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I overheard two young women talking, and one looked at me and said, “If I were 50 and
I overheard two young women talking, and one looked at me and said, “If I were 50 and still single, I would do that guy.” I guess that makes me bucket-licious.
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For the sake of realism, they really should make a few scenes where Superman arrives at
For the sake of realism, they really should make a few scenes where Superman arrives at the bad guys’ lair covered in bird guts.
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I’d imagine there are a *lot* of things more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but maybe I’m
I’d imagine there are a *lot* of things more fun than a barrel of monkeys, but maybe I’m just bitter because the one I ordered online arrived without any air holes.
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I’d gladly serve Gaia to celebrate Earth Day, but I’m unsure of what wine to pair with
I’d gladly serve Gaia to celebrate Earth Day, but I’m unsure of what wine to pair with her.
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Not that I’m complaining, but I think the sales lady at the furniture store
Not that I’m complaining, but I think the sales lady at the furniture store misunderstood when I told her I wanted one nightstand.
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I think if that Justin Bieber kid were a vampire, he would COMPLETELY own the
I think if that Justin Bieber kid were a vampire, he would COMPLETELY own the 11-to-14-year-old-girl demographic.
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I don’t want to be an alarmist, but what the hell else can you do with this crappy Clock
I don’t want to be an alarmist, but what the hell else can you do with this crappy Clock Radio Tech degree from DeVry?
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Everyone in my department got laid off except me.
Everyone in my department got laid off except me. So now there’s *only* I in team.
