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Delivery Style: One-liner
One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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My wife said yesterday that she’s worried I’m becoming a workaholic.
My wife said yesterday that she’s worried I’m becoming a workaholic. Well, this 32-slide Powerpoint presentation I put together overnight should convince her otherwise.
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I told my wife I would understand if she found another lover after I was gone, because
I told my wife I would understand if she found another lover after I was gone, because life goes on, and she is a beautiful, vibrant woman who should not be alone. However, I meant “gone” as in “dead,” not gone as in “at the office.”
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Know what’s worse than finding animal fur all over your car seat?
Know what’s worse than finding animal fur all over your car seat? Noticing that it’s blowing in from the air vent.
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I was bitten by a radioactive grandmother and turned into Doily-Man.
I was bitten by a radioactive grandmother and turned into Doily-Man. My costume is disgustingly see-through and my superpower seems to be mega-hyper sexual abstinence.
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They say you should never raise your hand to your children, but how else am I supposed
They say you should never raise your hand to your children, but how else am I supposed to request permission to speak?
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I really enjoy sex on a train.
I really enjoy sex on a train. Maybe it’s the rocking motion or the roaring noise the train makes. Or maybe it’s the reaction on the face of the person in the next seat.
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I used to work at a place where people got all pissy when I told dirty jokes.
I used to work at a place where people got all pissy when I told dirty jokes. Screw them *and* their vow of silence.
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I finally found out what I did to make my wife so angry with me: married her.
I finally found out what I did to make my wife so angry with me: married her.
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I call it “life-saving Heimlich maneuver,” but some unappreciative women call it
I call it “life-saving Heimlich maneuver,” but some unappreciative women call it “groping.” And guess who got the insensitive judge that makes narrow interpretations of the law? Again!
