My wife is learning how to operate a bulldozer.
I’m not going to stand in her way.
Delivery Style: One-liner
One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Make Up Sex
They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.
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Cock Fighting
I just found out that cockfighting is done with chickens. That’s two years of training I’ll never get back.
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Go Big or Go to Hell
If it’s 1 or 1,000 sins, you’re still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend.
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A Friendly Reminder
A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.
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Sign Language
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
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Amish Rowboating
Do Amish boyfriends rowboat the girlfriend’s titties?
