It never fails. Just looking at photos of Bob Costas makes my eyes itchy. Thank God he doesn’t have crabs.
Delivery Style: One-liner
One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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You know how they say “Turn your head and cough”?
You know how they say “Turn your head and cough”? That is so they don’t get germs in your face. At least that’s how the guy in my bus station does it. /@b0nrmunky
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Olympic trivia time.
Olympic trivia time. It’s called “Skeleton” because “We’re not Luge pussies who go down the run feet-first” was determined to be unwieldy.
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Don’t get me wrong, I love watching kids grow up.
Don’t get me wrong, I love watching kids grow up. It’s just that some of them are creeped out by a guy staring at the top of their heads. /@b0nrmunky
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My robot doesn’t think he evolved from a computer; he thinks he was created whole by an
My robot doesn’t think he evolved from a computer; he thinks he was created whole by an engineer.
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When the dude banging on my door yelled “Is that my wife in there?”
When the dude banging on my door yelled “Is that my wife in there?” I had to ask “What’s her name?” Hey, with 4 billion women on the planet, what were the odds?
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“12 Years a Slave” for Best Picture?
“12 Years a Slave” for Best Picture? Great, now I’m going to have to stumble through parties pretending to have seen it for about that long.
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Aluminum foil is a poor stand-in for toilet paper, but sometimes a change is nice.
Aluminum foil is a poor stand-in for toilet paper, but sometimes a change is nice.
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My tree is still up, but we took the ornaments off, so technically it’s no longer a
My tree is still up, but we took the ornaments off, so technically it’s no longer a Christmas tree. Anyone know where I can get Easter ornaments?
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I have a fetish for women’s lingerie.
I have a fetish for women’s lingerie. Come to think of it, I have a fetish for just about anything that has a naked lady inside it. /@b0nrmunky
