Every book is an “educational book,” if you read it. Even if the only lesson you learn is, “Man, this book sucks.”
Delivery Style: One-liner
One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Wait, is it 50 Shades of GRAY or GREY?
Wait, is it 50 Shades of GRAY or GREY? Answer quickly, she’s suffocating.
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If you had a million monkeys type for a million years, they would all have taken a crap
If you had a million monkeys type for a million years, they would all have taken a crap in all the typewriters by the end of the first week.
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If my backyard was walled instead of fenced, I’d have had a pretty sweet swimming hole
If my backyard was walled instead of fenced, I’d have had a pretty sweet swimming hole once all this snow melts.
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McDonald’s brags about their billions and billions of hamburgers sold, but they never
McDonald’s brags about their billions and billions of hamburgers sold, but they never mention the hundreds of thousands that get thrown back up.
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My parents remember where they were when they heard Kennedy was shot.
My parents remember where they were when they heard Kennedy was shot. My generation doesn’t have anything like that. The closest thing we can get is remembering the time ALF was on “Hollywood Squares.”
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Here’s a weird fact you probably didn’t know about me: I’m not a tall, Indian dude named
Here’s a weird fact you probably didn’t know about me: I’m not a tall, Indian dude named Munish.
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How do we know the tunnel leading toward the Light isn’t a throat?
How do we know the tunnel leading toward the Light isn’t a throat?
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Adopting a highway seems like a good idea until they expect you to cough up the money to
Adopting a highway seems like a good idea until they expect you to cough up the money to send it to college.
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I signed a petition today for a group of asexuals were fighting for the right to not
I signed a petition today for a group of asexuals were fighting for the right to not marry anyone.
