Delivery Style: One-liner

One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • The Eggnog Alibi

    I miss the holidays. It’s the only time of year when you can get away with telling people that the stain on your dress is really eggnog.

  • Epiphany

    I had an epiphany today: I finally realized what the word epiphany means.

  • Stationery Bike

    To get into better shape, I treated myself to a new piece of exercise equipment. It looks real pretty with my name and address on it, but the paper cuts are killing me. I guess I should have done more research before getting a stationery bike.

  • Glass Houses

    Remember: People who live in glass houses can see you masturbating in their bushes.

  • The Honesty’s Too Much

    Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much — ’cause you’ve put on quite a few pounds, there, baby.

  • External Combustion Engine

    I wonder how many limbs the guys who invented the external combustion engine lost before they decided to go with the internal idea.

  • Folgers Crystals for the Blood Bank

    I’ve been saving up all my picked-off scabs in little bags, just in case the local blood bank needs some Folgers crystals.

  • Selling Me a Bridge

    My dentist must think I’m incredibly gullible; he keeps trying to sell me a bridge.

  • Where I Draw the Line

    I do a lot of illegal things…

    But graffiti is where I draw the line.