Taking snails out of their shells won’t make them go faster.
On the contrary, it makes them more sluggish.
Delivery Style: One-liner
One-liner joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Shooting a Bow and Arrow While Wearing a Blindfold
Have you ever tried shooting a bow and arrow while wearing a blindfold?
You don’t know what you’re missing.
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What Jedi Use to Open PDF Files
What do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
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I’ve Invented a New Game Called Silent Tennis
I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis.
It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.
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They Say That During Sex You Burn Off Calories
They say that during sex, you burn off as many calories as running eight miles.
Who the hell runs eight miles in one minute?
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I Wrote a Book on How to Fall Down the Stairs
I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs.
It’s a step-by-step guide.
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My Friend Is Making a Documentary Series
My friend is making a documentary series on how to fly an airplane.
He’s currently filming the pilot.
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Green Is My Favorite Color
Green is my favorite color.
I love it more than blue and yellow combined.
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My Buddy Builds Tunnels for a Living
My buddy builds tunnels for a living.
Personally, I think it sounds like a boring job, but he totally digs it.
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My Friend Had to Quit His Job Helping Foreign Tourists
My friend had to quit his job helping foreign tourists find a place to sleep while they were traveling.
It was a hostel work environment.
