One Liner Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.

People who make broad generalizations are always wrong.

Bob tells his buddy, “My girlfriend’s vagina smells like roses!”

Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.

His buddy says, “That’s incredible! You’re really lucky.”

And Bob says, “Yeah, but Rose has bigger tits.”

I’d like to see a world without plagiarism. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.

My friend was walking down the street and he said, “I hear music.” As if there is any other way of taking it in.

I tried to taste it, but it did not work.

I asked the cashier “Could you give me small change instead of bills? I need money for the bus.”

She said “That’s fare”

I don’t enjoy music without lyrics. It just doesn’t speak to me.

My dog ate an entire bag of scrabble tiles, so I had to take him to the vet.

No word yet.

My date told me she spends all her free time drilling holes.

I said, “Well… that’s boring.”

Did you hear the one about the donkey with a low IQ? Nevermind, it’s a stupid-ass joke.