Honestly, I cannot think of a situation where I’d say, “I’m not going to take this sitting down!” Sitting down is awesome.
Delivery Style: Pun
Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Those Viagra Commercials Don’t Warn You
Those Viagra commercials don’t warn you about the embarrassing effects the drug has on vestigial tails.
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My Amazon Wish List
I added a cello to my Amazon wish list, rich members of my fan club. I also added a home electrolysis system. The cello is cheaper.
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Call Me Hypersensitive
Call me hypersensitive, but I don’t like it when people try to make my cowlick stay down with their spit.
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When It Comes to Their Pessimism
When it comes to their pessimism, every pessimist is an optimist.
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They Shouldn’t Call Them Farts; They Should Call Them Assertations
They shouldn’t call them farts; they should call them assertations.
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World Kindness Day and International Day for Tolerance
November 13th is World Kindness Day. November 16th is International Day for Tolerance. Trust me, you do NOT want to confuse them.
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People Magazine and the Sexiest Man
Hey, People Magazine! Unless you’re worried about angry letters from necrophiliacs, you can just say “Sexiest Man.”
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Pictures From Our First Trip Together
My wife emailed me the pictures from our first trip together, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
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How to Respond to Someone Calling You a Grammar Nazi
How do you respond to someone calling you a grammar Nazi?
You call them antisemantic!
